how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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