i need an iv and a liver transplant
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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