Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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