i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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