we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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