I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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