am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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