I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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