return my video game
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
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That's how twitter works, right?
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
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