out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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