i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
