that's an acceptable place to lick
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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