i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Randomize
