I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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