I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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