Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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