Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i just sent this text using only my big toe
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
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