It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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