he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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