Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i think i have herpe
just one?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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