do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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