i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
you never un-have a 4some
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize