Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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