His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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