You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize