And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I want to have your abortion
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Randomize
