Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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