She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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