forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
from now on my penis is your penis
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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