But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
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