No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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