Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
