theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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