I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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