:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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