i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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