it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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