Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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