I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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