I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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