is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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