Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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