I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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