Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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