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say what?
wanna hang out?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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