the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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