May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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