ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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