Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
