I can't breathe out the right side of my face
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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