this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
