yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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