long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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