i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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