bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I am available for nakedness
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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