And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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