if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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